The Plot Thickens

by DJ Buckalot

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released January 18, 2016

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Track Name: The Sexiest Horse
Oh DJ Buckalot
I wish we could fuckalot
I wish I had a clone
To slobber on my bone
All I do each day
Is try to not be gay
By putting my cock in a woman
Who happens to be a horse

Gunna fuck myself
I'm sexiest horse of all
But I am not a horse
I have shit and inferior human cock and balls

I commissioned a plush
Its dick is big
And it makes me blush
Its of my dad
Oh.... dad

Gunna fuck myself
I'm sexiest horse of all
But I am not a horse
I have shit and inferior cock and balls

Gunna fuck myself
I'm sexiest horse of all
But I am not a horse
I have shit and inferior cock and balls
Track Name: Take My Hand
Ooooh lyra

if you take my hand, i'll take your hand
and maybe
we will go to the club
and maybe
we'll get banned
for having SEX

I wanna fuck yo pussy
yo pony candy pussy
squeeze the juice out on my lips
let me fuck those fucking crotch tits
OOH
I'm gonna fuck dat ass
fist dat ass and you can fist my ass
with your fist and my hands and ya put my skfift
in your ass and fist my dad

Oooohhhh lyraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooahahahaohahhhhhh ooOOOoohhaaa

ahhlyralyralyralyraaaa

now i'm insida ya
i've put in a camera
to see me cum

I want to cum
I can't cum
why arn't you my dad?
I want to be a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

1 - 2 - 3 -here we go
I wanna fuck dat pussy
dat pony candy pussy
take it out and put it in your ass
so i dat can pretend its my dad

I wanna fuck dat ass green horse
can you handle my penis force?
I bet you can't my dad can doe
Track Name: Sisters, Pt.1: Come To The Moon
Oh Luna, I've stolen my daddy's credit card
And soon I'll be with ya
Oh, here I go, I'm gonna come
To the Moon

To the Moon

Uh

To the Moon

Uh

LuuuAnuAnnUANuanaunauanuANuanuhuahuaaAanuanuanaNLuna

Luuunaaaaaaaa

Horse on the Moon
Let me in your womb
And very very soon
I'll be a dad

I'll hide in your ovaries
Piss all over me
Piss in my mouth
Yum yum piss

Show me your half Moon I have a semi
Show me an eclipse and I'll nibble on your clit
My dad has a toolbox he puts the adjustable wrench in my ass and opens it up to maximum size
Oh dad~

Make the tides come in
Make my sperm come out
You make me cream when you visit my dreams
I bought a game from Steam:
"Fuck Celestia Simulator 2016"

Speaking of which, where's your sister?
I must have missed her
And her sweet succulent pussy
Track Name: Sisters, Pt. 2: Early Morning Riser
Oh Celestia
I'm not gonna molest ya
Because my Tumblr will get shut down

You raise the Sun
You can raise our son
Have I ever told you
I want to be a dad

The Sun is hot
Bumbaclot
The Sun has set
Me batty is wet

I'll fly to the Sun
And fuck your bum
And when I cum
We will have a son

Oh Celestia
Your beautiful hair's like a solar flare
Uhhhhhh
Your beautiful minge like the solar winds

I wish I had a minge
So I could fuck myself
And be my own dad
Track Name: Indie Griffin
Oh Gilda
I see that you're a griffin
After our first date
Do you want a yiffin'?

I am the cloaca whacker
(Buck-a-lot!)
I am the pussy smacker
(Buck-a-lot!)
Please don't have a cock
(Buck-a-lot!)
Unless it's really hot
(Buck-a-...what?)

I normally clop clop clop
But this pussy's gonna drop drop drop
With my spunky wunky wunk
In your cunt my dick will dunk

You lay eggs from where you shit
Now lay eggs when you sit
(awaoh awaoh awaoh awaoh awaoh-oh-oh-ohh)
On my cock

Gilda, I'm not a builder
But I can erect you a cock
I'm not good with cement
But I'm really good with semen

I am the cloaca whacker
(Buck-a-lot!)
I am the pussy smacker
(Buck-a-lot!)
Please don't have a cock
(Buck-a-lot!)
Unless it's really hot
(Buck-a-...what?)

I normally clop clop clop
But this pussy's gonna drop drop drop
With my spunky wunky wunk
In your cunt my dick will dunk
Track Name: Teach Me How To Multiply
Ahh it's time for class
With my favourite teacher
And my favourite ass
I hope she does a shit on the blackboard

Oh Cheerilee
Wont you share a beer with me
I hear you're great with kids

Lets have a kid
I wanna be a dad

Teach me to interact
With your throbbing vaginal tract
Teach me how to subtract
Your panties... yes please

Teach me how to add
My sperm to your egg
I want to be a dad
Shouldn't have invaded Iraq
Fuck George Bush

CHEERILEE:

My cunt is dripping
Splash my flaps
Ruin my ass

Go bowling with your prostate
And the pins
Are my cunt
Track Name: Biggy Wiggy Mac
Oh Big Mac
(eeyup)
I feel like you're the only one I can talk to
I've cum in so many ladies
And yet I've had no babies
So maybe...
(eeyup!)

My biggy-wiggy ziggy-diggy biggie-dickie Mac
Won't you cum on my sticky back?
My sexy-wexy spandex-wearing kinky fucking cunt
Get in my ass deep enough and you can make me grunt

My deepy-weepy dick-deepy cloppy-woppy horse
It's time to have a little bit of anal intercourse
And if you fuck me in my mouth just for a couple days
We'll remind the South just why they hate gays

(whoooo, yeah rodeo, bitch!)

Oh Big Mac
Won't you cum on my big back

Oh let me castrate you
And nailgun your balls to my eyes
So I can see you cum
In my dad

My biggy-wiggy ziggy-diggy biggie-dickie Mac
Won't you cum on my sticky back?
My sexy-wexy spandex-wearing kinky fucking cunt
Get in my ass deep enough and you can make me grunt

My deepy-weepy dick-deepy cloppy-woppy horse
It's time to have a little bit of anal intercourse
And if you fuck me in my mouth just for a couple days
We'll remind the South just why they hate gays

Oh Big Mac
I think we're going to do it
We're going to be a dads

I wish I had a dad

Uhhhhh
(eeyup!)
Track Name: The Plot Thickens
Greetings, mortals
I have cum
From above
On your hair
And from upstairs

You already know me
They call me many different things
The Messiah
The Prophet
The Lord Above
Dad

But most of all
Buckalot

(dad)

Almighty
Creator
Deity
Demon

All-Knowing
Holy Spirit
The King Of King
His Holiness
His Hole-In-Ass

I am the Universal Life-force
And I will fuck every horse

I am Dad

Fluttershy
With your juicy horsecock
Pinkie Pie
And your obsession with rice
Rainbow Dash
You're my flying cumsock
Applejack
Your hat is nice
Twilight
With your throbbing vulva
Rarity
And your diamond clit-ring
Celestia
With your *Indian*
Luna
Luoaaaa Lunaaa...

Oh
Ohhh
Ohhooh
OhohoAHOhwa
AOhA DADDDD

Lyra
With your sexy fist for fisting me
Cheerilee
Taught me how to make a baby
Big Mac
You fathered my first child
Myself
I am Everything

Fluttershy Fluttershy fuck my ass
Do you want to fuck me Blue Horse?
Rarity take care of me, suck my dick for eternity
Pinkie tear off my cock and serve it with rice
Take me down to the bar, fuck my dick with your arm
Throbbing vulva and delicious pussy lips
My biggy-wiggy ziggy-diggy biggie-dickie Mac
I am the cloaca whacker, Buckalot

I'm gonna fuck your pussy, your pony candy pussy
Teach me to interact with your throbbing vaginal tract
Gonna fuck myself, I'm the sexiest horse of all
But I am not a horse
I am the Lord, the One And All

This is not the end
This is just the beginning
I am Dad.

The Father
The Son
But mostly the Dad

The Plot Thickens

Shout outs to Big Mac for being a dad
Shout outs to me for being the son
I am my own dad
And my own son